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$20 Dolla Holla (by Jerome)

from Idiot Quest by Popskyy

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20 Dolla Holla

Knock knock, it’s Jerome
I’m goin’ door to door
Sellin’ all kinds of things
You didn’t need before

Surprise, now you do
How bout a gold chain?
I got one that’s bronze
Easy to maintain

Oh no, you tell me
It’s got to be gold
Fine then, here you go
Twenty dollars? Sold!

Oh my what a deal
They all say to me
Oh lord what a steal
For such a small fee

20 Dolla Holla
Who want it? Who need it?

Goin’ once
Goin’ twice
Who want it? Who need it?

20 Dolla Holla
Who want it? Who need it?

Three times
SOLD!

Bang bang, it’s Jerome
I’m back in your hood.
Everything’s on sale
So buy now, you should

An’ old santa suit
With holes in the knees
Great Christmas present
You kiddin’ me? Please!

Even got the beard
It’s dusty, it’s old
I’ll throw in some boots
Twenty dollars? Sold!

Oh my what a deal
They all say to me
Oh lord what a steal
For such a small fee

20 Dolla Holla
Who want it? Who need it?

Goin’ once
Goin’ twice

20 Dolla Holla
Who want it? Who need it?

Three times
Sold!

What’s up, it’s Jerome
Passin’ through your town
Not a lot of cash?
Don’t let it get you down

I got a briefcase
Full of knicks and knacks
Best part about it?
There is NO SALES TAX

Anniversary?
Look at this, behold
A used vibrator
Twenty dollars? Sold!

Oh my what a deal
They all say to me
Oh lord what a steal
For such a small fee

20 Dolla Holla
Who want it? Who need it?

Goin’ once.
Goin’ twice

20 Dolla Holla
Who want it? Who need it?

Three times
Sold!

(Improv: my wife is so fat jokes?)

Let me tell you. She so fat . . .

My wife, my wife is so fat, when she go on vacation, she already there.

My wife so fat, she block traffic from inside the house.

My wife so fat, the only car she can drive is a Nissan Fictitious.

My wife so fat if she order all you can eat shrimp, shrimp extinct

My wife so fat she make Goodyear Blimp look like a bad year for blimps

My wife so fat she eat a birthday cake on nobody’s birthday

My wife so fat, she go to Dairy Queen an order a Sunday,
order Monday Tuesday Wednesday as well.

My wife so fat she have to get her pizza at Big Caesars.

My wife so fat her wedding ring come from Saturn

My wife so fat, she order bottomless fries, and git to the bottom.

My wife is so fat, she go to Sea World and charge admission.

My wife is so fat, she go to Sea World they abuse her.

My wife is so fat. She be at Sea World wonderin’ how come nobody visit.

My wife is so fat, Sea World say, bitch nooooo.

That’s Sea World jokes.

My wife so fat, she go to Sea World say mmmm. They serving seals.

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from Idiot Quest, released April 1, 2017

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