20 Bitches Hype

You been waitin’ on it
Cuz it’s been a while
Here come the “Old Boss” with a new style
I roll 20 bitches deep and you know that
I be knockin’ more boots than a doormat
I can sling dem spells you don’t want none
I be turnin’ undead ’til they all done
I set a troll on fire
Steal hobbits from the shire
Have a drink with a friar
Pluck a tune from a lyre
Inspire the town crier
Avoid the mindfryer
Rest at the bonfire
And I have fun

I know everybody
Cuz I been aroun’
I know every detail about they backgroun’
You been wonderin’ where ol’ Wally been?
How bout sackin’ towns and plunderin’?
I got the magic words you don’t wanna hear
I bring my staff of power that you all fear
You’ll be my new piss stop
You ain’t nothing but a flop
Open you like a shop
Karate chop chop chop
You fall down with a plop
Mop you up with a mop
How’d you like that drop
Then I disappear

20 bitches hype, it’s all good
They love the wizard in the hood
20 bitches hype, you know me
I’m bringin’ that high level sorcery
20 bitches hype, it’s all good
They love the wizard in the hood
20 bitches hype, you know me
Bringin’ that high level sorcery

Are you beggin’ for it?
Come an’ get some
I’m the whole damn loaf and you’re a breadcrumb
I’ll send an upstart mage to his deathbed
Boy, you ought not to left that farmstead
I got a beard you don’t wanna mess with
I got a knock spell don’t need a locksmith
I cook without cookware
It’s glamour not skincare
I own a fat armchair
I teleport right there
Fly without airfare
I’m payin’ no childcare
I know it’s so unfair
An’ it’s no myth

Shorty, settle down
Cuz I’m an old man
I seen better lookin’ bitches in a cave clan
Do somethin’ bout your dress and your nails girl
Maybe give that hair jus’ a lil’ curl
An’ you prolly better paint that face too
Cuz ain’t nobody wanna see the real you
Oh you say I’m rude
Got a bad attitude
You don’t like my mood?
Because I’m way too crude
Think you’re devalued
And that I’m too shrewd
Don’t want to see you nude
I say boo hoo

20 bitches hype, it’s all good
They love the wizard in the hood
20 bitches hype, you know me
I’m bringin’ that high level sorcery
20 bitches hype, it’s all good
They love the wizard in the hood
20 bitches hype, you know me
Bringin’ that high level sorcery

One more?

Just forget about it
Cuz I ain’t done yet
You say, Wally, how much better do it get?
How’s about one more verse, you think?
Lil’ somethin’ for you at home to lip sync?
I throw fireballs, trust me, you don’t want any
I got magic missiles an’ I got plenty
I steal the dragon’s hoard
Got me a magic sword
I am my own landlord
I flip the whole chessboard
I’ll have the place restored
I am my own reward
Break the damn headboard
You know I can’t afford
To sit and be ignored
I’d rather be adored
You say how many bitches?
It’s 20.