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Welcome to the Astral Plane

from Adventures of Wally by Popskyy

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Songs Made with Wally from the SourKoolaidShow

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Time drags by until you die

All alone you wonder why

Challenging an old boss

Be prepared to take a loss

Now you’re on suspension in a separate dimension.

Thought that you could find me here

In this magic atmosphere

But you don’t have the power, son.

Now you’re stuck for sure. You’re done.

So sit there in detention in a separate dimension.

What’s up, bitch?

Welcome to the astral plane.

No gain. You can’t ever escape from this domain.

You can scream and shout, go ahead freak out,

Tell me once more what you’re sorry about.

But I warned you once.

You don’t get another strike.

What did you expect? That I would say “Psyche”

Welcome to the Astral Plane.

Just yourself to blame.

One wave of his magic wand, boy, don’t try him.

Welcome to the Astral Plane.

Just yourself to blame.

One wave of his magic wand, boy, don’t try him.

Wait a minute. Maybe this isn’t good enough.

You’re trapped. You’re frozen. That’s pretty rough.

But you know? I think I’m really upset.

And things can get a whole lot worse, I bet.

So hang on. Wally ain’t done yet.

On your mark. Get ready. Are you ready? Get set!

Come on in! No, you don’t have to knock!

My balls are lightning rod for cock!

You done made Hulk mad. Take a look at this frown.

Now Ralph’s gonna Wreck It! I’m a putcha all down!

Be a whole lot more than 20 bitches in the ground.

I’m an old boss. I’m the one who built this town.

I was standing right here before the sun came up.

I was around before your late grandpappy was a pup.

You got something to say, good, step on up.

I’ll drink piss like yours from a paper cup.

You’re weak sauce. Son. Enough of this shit.

Stand back, lad, and watch an old boss crit.

It ain’t nothing but twenty, cause dem dice are loaded.

I’ll beat you ‘til your bloody and crampy and bloated.

Who’s next? Whatcha want? Fireball? Blizzard?

Didn’t Mama tell you don’t fuck with a wizard?

Carve you up like a pumpkin oooh so scary

Better find a potion or how about a fairy?

Hello, did you miss me? Go on, say it.

Estus Flask Fairy and I make you wanna spray it

But it’s all good because I’m creamy and delicious

Dairy’s really good for your bones it’s nutritious.

Tell me, why you wanna mess with a mage?

Wally’s got a temper just listen to the rage.

Pretty smart too, like a wise old sage.

That’s a big spell book and he’s read every page.

I’m a master caster slinging spells of disaster

I’m gonna teleport because I get there faster

No no, now, now, just just save your breath

I don’t need to hear how you’re scared to death

I’m just trippin’ on my robe

Or maybe Ol’ Toby

I drop a phat beat just above your ear lobe

But too bad for you.

Sorry you can’t dance.

Welcome to the Astral Plane

You had your chance.

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from Adventures of Wally, released October 24, 2014

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